It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade
Aragorn the reluctant and faintly embarrassed best man at Legolas and Gimli’s wedding.
Aragorn with his face in his hands as they get their serious mack on after the culturally-appropriate “you man now kiss the husband” bit, mumbling to himself in shell-shocked terror “the things I saw on the road…”
Gimli and Legolas participating in an epic cake-eating competition while Aragorn passes out back-up cake for the guests and explains: “I expected this.”
Aragorn having to give a best man speech for both Legolas and Gimli. Both sides of the family arguing loudly over which speech should be given first. The Elves eventually agree to go last because they have greater patience than the short-lived dwarves. The dwarves take grievous insult to this. Aragorn trying to explain how Legolas was like a brother to him and Gimli is a fine warrior. Aragorn being unable to get through either speech thanks to Legolas and Gimli loudly heckling each other’s speeches.
A couple dishonored dead ghosts show up just to see this most insane and greatest party ever thrown. Aragorn standing to the side of the dance floor while the dishonored dead try to lasso him in to dance with them. “You are free. I released you. Please. Go. Go now.”
Aragorn with his head on the table while Eowyn and Faramir giggle in a corner together and be super lovey-dovey at the wedding. Aragorn getting a headache from all the hitting himself in the face when Eowyn catches the bouquet (Gimli threw it) because she SLIDE TACKLED another female guest to get it and most of the lady guests new better than to challenge of shieldmaiden of Rohan for the damn bouquet anyway. Aragorn having to console a drunk Faramir that Boromir would have loved Eowyn, he would have, and yes, he was the best big brother in the world, I agree.
Aragorn having to carry a drunk off his ASS Gandalf back to his damn room while Gandalf might be hitting on him???? “You’re looking pretty Gandalf the Green, old friend, why don’t we just get you to your bed.” “Get me to YOUR bed, heir of Isildur! Hellah.” “By the bane of Isildur, nO.”
Aragorn staring mournfully at a pile of drunken hobbits writhing on the dance floor doing God knows what. It might be dancing. At least three of them are kind of cousins, please let it be dancing.
Aragorn sliding down to the ground as they send Legolas and Gimli off on their honeymoon, Gimli carrying Legolas (very slowly) in his arms into their bedroom while the two shout the lewdest things imaginable over their shoulders as a preemptive play-by-play of the upcoming night for their wedding guests.
Aragorn the saddest best man ever, is what I’m saying.
I relate to this on a spiritual level
"From 2006 to 2012, a white police officer killed a black person at least twice a week in this country." - MHP
there is no beauty in a world that is completely S T I L L
"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."
If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever
YES, THERE IS NOW A MUCH NEEDED GIF SET FOR THIS!
Arts & crafts for the babies today at the protest. #Ferguson 💗 music & origami birds being made. Love it.
Sterek Song of the Day
Shadows by Tragedy Machine
I’ve come to burn your kingdom down
Hypoxia. That’s what you did to me.
i’m D A M A G E D !
Can I just say that Agents of Shield is knocking it out of the park this season? Fitz’s story is as heart breaking as it is brilliant. Real, long lasting consequences to what was done in the season finale feels so rare and precious on TV these days. More so when dealing with something as crippling as brain damage (brain damage of someone whose character - his usefulness - was defined by his genius). There is no shuffling him off into a corner, but instead the writers have chosen to continue to have him part of the team. A damaged part of the team. Having every member of the team interact with him and react to this new imperfect Fitz is so brilliant. Talking to someone who can’t find the words is painful and frustrating and heartbreaking (my mom had a stroke a few years ago… this shit is so real to me).
Kudos to AoS for keeping Fitz and all his brilliant, damaged, crippled brain front and center. He is no token, his storyline is complex and believable, he is so much more than his disability and his anger for what happened to him, yet his disability is also an inseparable part of who his character is now. Kudos also to the writers for telling this story to the fullest by making everyone around him a richer, more developed character for how they deal with him, each in their own way.