August 2012
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I Didn't Build That
fishingboatproceeds:
So I own or co-own a few businesses that have experienced varying degrees of success. I am in the educational video business, and the book-writing business, and the merchandise distribution business, and the conference running business, and the making YouTube videos with my brother business, among others. These businesses employ people and generate more jobs per dollar of...
Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
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simplewhitebitch:
“i have a plan to create 12 million new jobs”
you know when u were in middle school/high school and u would run for student government and u were like i have a plan for u all to get free food from the vending machine
that’s what this is like
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BREAKING VIA AP: "A federal court has ruled... →
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vengerturtle:
ussawesome:
callmekitto:
robot-heart-politics:
a-giant-slide-or-a-trampoline:
To Everyone Who Is Supporting Obama Because He “Supports” Their Views on Gay Marriage, Abortion, Feminism, Or Other Social Issues,
Are these issues really the biggest thing you should be focusing your vote on as taxes skyrocket, our debt goes through the roof, our economy crumbles, our Medicare...
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So apparently Republicans are all about choice. →
stfusexists:
School choice, that is, that shuts down poor and under-performing schools, leaving fewer options for low-income children and funneling more money to charter and private schools.
Not like, medical choices.
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IT'S IN THE FUCKING NEWS, PEOPLE
saucefactory:
THAT’S RIGHT
STEREK IS IN THE NEWS
AND I DON’T JUST MEAN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS
BUT ‘UPI’
UNITED PRESS INTERNATIONAL, PEOPLE
I KID YOU NOT
STEREK WAS IN THE NEWS
AND STILES AND DEREK WERE DESCRIBED AS A ‘COUPLE’
‘Teen Wolf’s’ slash shippers protest same-sex couple snub in online poll
“Teen Wolf” fans unleashed a barrage of criticism at Entertainment Weekly last week after the...
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ABC Greenlights ‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ Marvel Pilot, Joss... →
firebolting:
ABC has ordered a pilot for S.H.I.E.L.D, a live-action series from The Avengers writer-director Joss Whedon, Marvel TV and ABC Studios.
S.H.I.E.L.D. will be written by Whedon, his bother Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen. Joss Whedon also is set to direct the pilot, schedule permitting.
A haiku about how much I want Mitt Romney to be...
stavesofmysymphony:
not at all, not at all, not at all, not at all, dear fucking god, no
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Guys, signal boost this and FAST. In only a couple... →
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I find it unbelievably offensive that Scott Walker... →
stfusexists:
This is the man who gutted unions, made collective bargaining for government employees illegal, signed a law REVERSING the Lily Ledbetter Fair Pay Act in Wisconsin, and signed a law that stripped gay couples of the right to visit each other in the hospital.
YEAH. LET’S HAVE THAT GUY SPEAK.
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curiousgeorgiana:
The Wire
serene-quill:
It wasn’t a coat hanger. It was a wire.
The theory was that by inserting the wire through the cervix, moving it around a bit and then removing it, an infection would result and the pregnancy would be aborted. It worked. It was March 1967.
Afterward, after I watched the ‘doctor’ wash his hands with one of those little soaps wrapped in white paper,...
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apriki:
do you know how many full movies are on youtube?? SO MANY
bridge to terabithia / D.E.B.S / angus, thongs and perfect snogging / the boy in the striped pyjamas / the kim possible movie / fern gully / sabrina the teenaged witch: the movie / james and the giant peach / scary movie 4 / monster house / jeepers creepers 2 / the lion, the witch and the wardrobe / sleepover / bring it on /...
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url-goes-here:
have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
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